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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Carmike Cinemas, or Carmike Cinnamons?

I had an idea the other day. A very good idea. I was standing there in Lowside on Saturday, like I do every Saturday, and I thought that the theatre would make a lot more money if we sold cookies. Everybody likes cookies except for people who don't have souls, like "Pam". So, we start selling cookies. But people want more than just cookies, they want cinnamon rolls. So we start making those. Soon, cinnamon rolls turn into bigger cinnamon rolls, which in turn become cakes. Then that's where the best part comes in. If the Bucket is the best deal at the Carmike, then we take that Bucket and fill it with A CAKE. The deal with the Bucket is you buy it now for $25.00 and you bring it back and refill it for just $2.50. BAM

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