Me not working, but I went to the theater anyway and I got my wisdom teeth taken out and "Pam" is stupid

I got my wisdom teeth removed this weekend and my face still hurts. I was supposed to work this weekend, but I fixed that because I run this place. I went there on Saturday to see a movie, but because "Pam" is dumb I couldn't. For some reason, "Pam" seemed to know a lot about dentistry. I wouldn't doubt it if he minored in dentistry, so he could cause children pain. If "Pam" was a bottle of shampoo he would be dog shampoo, because dog shampoo isn't for people...its for dogs. Also I saw The Rite

Kickin' the trash

Yesterday, I went to revise my schedule with my boss, because I make the schedule...not him, THAT'S SMART! He had me working on Friday and Saturday, but I cant work on those days because I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed. So let me tell you how this went down. I walked in, no, I SPRINTED in and saw my manager. I looked him straight in the face and stared into his soul. I said " Hey! You tool, why do you have me scheduled on these days, when I specifically told you that I can't. I got stuff to do and Carmikes to not go to." Then he said, "Okay" Now I don't work, but I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed.

The Green Hornet

It was okay. I did like the asian guy, though. He was funny, because he spoke Engrish. His name was Kato, and he was good at martial art. He could also slow down time with his brain or eyes or something like that. Seth Rogan was the main character. He was Britt Reid, the son of a rich newspaper guy, or something like that. I don't really know how someone can make a ton of money on newspapers, because who really reads newspapers any more? You can just go on the internets and reads stuff for free, instead of paying for a newspaper. When now I remember that Britt Reid's father took a bunch of bribes to keep certain stories out of the news. There is this guy I work with at the carmike that actually looks like the asian guy in Green Hornet. His name is Changmin Park, but everyone calls him Josh...and sometimes Kato.

Lettin' the warm out

One day, William was working door, and "Pam" came back. The door had been left open, so that the door people come get back in. So "Pam" is all like "WHY IS THAT DOOR OPEN?!, THIS IS WHY WE CAINT SELL NO BUCKETS, CUZ Y'ALL LETTIN' ALL THE WARM OUT!!!!" tHE END

The Vacuum-man

There's this mexican guy that has a vacuum-backpack. He is really fast.

The Bucket 2.0

Yesterday, I was at work and I thought of this great idea. It was a bucket. Now this bucket was the size of a large child and it would cost $85, but you could refill it for $2.50 for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE...and we deliver to your house. I thought we could change the uniforms from tuxedo shirts and bow ties to blue polos and bucket hats. We will rename the company from Carmike to Dominoe's Buckets. We will make billions!

I worked yesterday. "Pam" was there. She said she liked chocolate popcorn. I ate some chocolate popcorn. It was tasty, like me. I am tasty. If I was a food I would be a bucket, becuase it is tasty and so am I. Buckets are not food, they are buckets. Buckets are the best deal at the Carmike, You buy them once for $15 and you can then refill them for the rest of the year for $2.50. You can get butter on your popcorn. I don't like the butter very much becuase it's not butter. It is oil. It has 300 calories per ounce of oil. William works at the Carmike with Caleb and me.

The Carmike

At the carmike, we sell buckets. These buckets are big. They are also $15. You can refill these buckets for $2.50. These buckets are good, because they will save you money and they make "Pam" happy. A happy "Pam" is a not good thing, but neither is a not happy "Pam". I do not like "Pam". Caleb works at the Carmike. Caleb is wierd. He smiles like a horse.