Why was Mr. Brasseal sweating?

I walked into the theatre yesterday, because I was buying shirts from Belk. I was in the break room checking my schedule, then Mr. Brasseal rips open the door and shouts "DEVIN, I NEED YOU!!" He was sweating. He wanted me to sign some stupid thing. So I did. Then I asked him why he was sweating and he because he was fat. I didn't know that he was fat. He doesn't look fat. I think he was sweating because he was eating chocolate. He was eating chocolate so intensely that he started to sweat. That's how I would eat chocolate, like a man. Eat your chocolate like it was about to rip through your hand and murder you. That's smart.