The magic of camel fur

I was at the theatre the other day, making sure the place was running smoothly. I run that place. I talk to my compadre, Caleb, and I notice these two ladies standing in the parking lot. Caleb tells me they've been standing there for 30 minutes. I said " I know what they're here for, let me give 'em what they want." I rip off my shirt and stand in plain view, exposing my manly chest to the onlookers. They immediately sprint up to the box office to gaze at my man-bosom. I then buttoned my shirt back up and they begin to beg me to do it again. Feeling that they wouldn't be able to handle that much sexiness, I refused. They walked away disappointed, sorry ladies.